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Where to Cross The Border. Of course, it should be TIM (This is Malaysia)

Nice piece of work for the teachers of English to teach If conditional tense.

If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally,You get 12 years Hard Labour.

If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally,You Are Detained Indefinitely.

If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot.

If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally,You Will Be Jailed.

If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally,You May Never Be Heard Again.

If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally,You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally,You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.

If You Enter Britain Illegally,You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported

If You Are An Indonesian AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIAN BORDER
YOU GET:
- MyPR (Permanent Residence / Pemastautin Tetap)
- A Driving License,
- Voting Rights,
- Job Reservation,
- Special Privilege to be Consider as Bumi,
- Credit Cards,
- Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
- Free Education,
- Free Health Care,

Oh Malaysia, what a great country!!

Note: This is NOT a joke, just go over to Sabah & Sarawak to see for yourselves over half million have done so.

This is known as Malaysia Boleh - ask Dr M.

Saya Anak Bangsa Malaysia

from http://sayaanakbangsamalaysia.net/